Most of the time we don’t know what would make us happy… one time I ate a whole box of fried mozzarella sticks from Smart and Final… And I was happy!… for about 2 days… I’m not going to say what happened… And I won’t tell you when I did it either… It was a long time ago… when I was stupid… but I’ve grown out of it… …sometimes we don’t know what will make us happy. So what would make us really happy? …What would it take for you to be… really happy? Probably most of us in our most unguarded moments, if we were honest with ourselves, would say, “Well, more money than I’ve got and a lot fewer problems.” » Read The Rest

If you think that lawyers have it bad with stereotypes about them… think for a moment about preachers.

For the longest time I didn’t want to be one because most were overweight. They wore white shoes. A lot of them had big, poofy hair. Preachers are notorious for speaking long and not saying very much - they’re all bark and no bite. They tend to ramble and wander with their thoughts and it always seems that when preachers run out of logic they just crank up the volume, bark louder and dab their forehead with a tissue between ooh’s and aaah’s.

Those are the stereotypes! It’s no wonder we get criticized.

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